"YO MAMA SO NASTY!" joke

yo mamas so ugly-they had to put a steak around its neck just to get the dog to play with her.
yo mamas so ugly- she made freddy crouger have nightmares.

Your mamas so old, that when i told her to act her age she dropped dead!!!

Your mamas so fat it takes a train and two busses just to get on her good side

A very attractive lady goes up to a bar in a quiet rural pub. She gestures alluringly to the bartender who comes over immediately. When he arrives, she seductively signals that he should bring his face closer to hers. When he does, she begins to gently caress his full more...

Ya mama so fat the only thing stopping her from going to Jenny Craig is the door.