Yo Mama Jokes / Recent Jokes
Float like a butterfly
Sting like a bee
I slept with yo momma
Now it burns when I pee !
yo mama so dumb when she seen her picture on America's Most Wanted she called and turned her self in for the reward money
Your momma is so stupid and ugly she looked in a mirror and said "get out of my house you slut!"
YO MAMMA'S SO FAT: -she was mistaken for god's bowling ball. -when her beeper goes off, people think she's backing up -she had to go to Sea World to get babtised -she was born with a silver shovel in her mouth -her favorite dress is a tent -she left home with highheels and came back with flip-flops -she has to iron her pants on the driveway -she needs a building permit for her girdle -she needs a hula-hoop for a belly button ear ring -she puts on tampons with a bazooka -she has to put lipstick on with a paint roller -she had to get her ears pierced with a harpoon -she sat on a rainbow and and Skittles came out -she sat on a quarter and got 2 dimes and a nickel -she rolled over 4 quarters and made it a dollar -when she sat on a dollar bill, blood came out of George Washington's nose -the back of her neck looks like a pack of hot dogs
you so ugly when yo mama dropped you off at school she got a ticket for littering