"A Poem About Yo NASTY MOMMA" joke

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Float like a butterfly
Sting like a bee
I slept with yo momma
Now it burns when I pee !

When ever I eat out at McDonald's, I like to have a Happy Meal...

So I leave the wife and kids at home.

all we need to do is put a flashlight to your hairline then we will get the batmat symbol

Yo mama so old I told her to act her own age, and she died. Yo mama so old her social security number is 1! Yo mama so old that when she was in school there was no history class. Yo mama so old she has a picture of Moses in her yearbook. Yo mama so old her birth certificate says more...

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Ya Mama

Ya mama so fat the only thing stopping her from going to Jenny Craig is the door.

A rather attractive woman goes up to the bar in a quiet rural pub.
She gestures alluringly to the barman who comes over immediately. When he arrives, she seductively signals that he should bring his face close to hers. When he does so, she begins to gently caress his beard more...

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