"A Poem About Yo NASTY MOMMA" joke

Float like a butterfly
Sting like a bee
I slept with yo momma
Now it burns when I pee !

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Bungee Jumping Mamma

Your Mamma's so fat, when she went bungee jumping, she broke the bridge!

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Yo moma

your momas so fat when she stepped on the scale it said new high score.

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Your hairline

you need to shut up with your 1 2 3 way back hairline.

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hairline

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your hairline so far back i thought u went bald in 3rd grade

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Yo mama cooks

yo mama cooks so bad they pray after they eat!

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