"Yo Momma and the mirror" joke

Your momma is so stupid and ugly she looked in a mirror and said "get out of my house you slut!"

You mamma is soo fat she sat on a rainbow and skittles popped out!

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Ya mama so fat the only thing stopping her from going to Jenny Craig is the door.

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Q: What is the similarity between a rubix cube and a dick?
A: The more you play with them, the harder they get!

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all we need to do is put a flashlight to your hairline then we will get the batmat symbol

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Your Mamma's so fat, when she went bungee jumping, she broke the bridge!

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tyler:yo momma so slow her daddy looked at her in said i need to clean my mirror
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