"You So Ugly" joke

you so ugly when yo mama dropped you off at school she got a ticket for littering

You mamma is soo fat she sat on a rainbow and skittles popped out!

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Ya mama so fat the only thing stopping her from going to Jenny Craig is the door.

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Q: What is the similarity between a rubix cube and a dick?
A: The more you play with them, the harder they get!

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all we need to do is put a flashlight to your hairline then we will get the batmat symbol

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Your Mamma's so fat, when she went bungee jumping, she broke the bridge!

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Anonym:your momma so old she new moses hahah moscato
Funny Joke? 6 vote(s). 83% are positive. 1 comment(s).