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Jenny Craig rejected her!

your momma so ugly when she took her yearbook picture they only showed the back of her head.

Your momma is so ugly she made an onion cry.

Your Momma is so ugly that any position is doggy style.

your mother is so ugly that when she stuck her head out the window the police arrested her for mooning

Your mommas arm pits are so hairy...it looks like she has buckwheat in a headlock

your mommas arse is so fat she has more crack than a drug dealer!!