"Yearbook picture." joke

Your Mamma's so fat, when she went bungee jumping, she broke the bridge!

you need to shut up with your 1 2 3 way back hairline.

Q: What is the similarity between a rubix cube and a dick?
A: The more you play with them, the harder they get!

your hairline so far back i thought u went bald in 3rd grade

Person 1: Knock, Knock
Person 2: Who's there?
Person 1: Cows go.
Person 2: Cows go who?
Person 1: No, silly! Cows go moo!