"Your Momma is so ugly" joke

Your Mamma's so fat, when she went bungee jumping, she broke the bridge!

your momas so fat when she stepped on the scale it said new high score.

you need to shut up with your 1 2 3 way back hairline.

yo mama cooks so bad they pray after they eat!

ur momma so fat that whenever she went to get her blood drawn the results came back gravy.