"Your momma 3" joke

Your Mamma's so fat, when she went bungee jumping, she broke the bridge!

you need to shut up with your 1 2 3 way back hairline.

Q: What is the similarity between a rubix cube and a dick?
A: The more you play with them, the harder they get!

yo mama cooks so bad they pray after they eat!

ur momma so fat that whenever she went to get her blood drawn the results came back gravy.