"the more you think about it, the more you laugh" joke

Hot 4 years agoby downrightbored

why did the kid fall off his bike?

because someone threw a fridge at him

girl: mum why did you call me daisy?
mum: because when you were born, a beautiful daisy landed on your head
*2 hours later*
girl's sister: mum why did you call me rose?
mum: because when you were born, a beautiful rose petal landed on your head

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