"scales" joke

Hot 3 months agoby justincider

My wife asked me for something that does nought to sixty in 5 seconds for her birthday.

I bought her a set of bathroom scales.

My wife has just found out I've been fucking a Hermaphrodite.
She screamed at me, "What's she got that I haven't got?"
"Well....."

'go back to africa, go back to india!'
'Nan shut up were at the zoo.'

Q: What's the worst trick you can do to your blind brother?
A: Leave the plunger in the toilet

I took an IQ test and the results were negative.

In the beginning, God created the Heavens and the Earth... the rest was made in China.

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