"Zebra" joke
A farmer went to the market to buy some new animals. He looked all day but couldn't find anything he didn't already have. Finally at the end of the day he spied a Zebra. Wow, he thought I must have that animal on my farm so off he went home with it. The Zebra didn't really know what was expected of her at the farm and tried asking the other animals. First she saw a pig and went over to chat "hey piggy, what do you do here?" "Wellll" said the pig "I just kinda wait around and eat and roll in the mud". Hmmmm, thought the Zebra, that doesn't sound very exciting. Next she noticed a cow in the field. "what do you do here moo cow?" The cow looked the zebra up and down and said "I just eat grass and chew my cud and look at the sky all day". Hmmmmm, that doesn't sound like much fun either thought the Zebra. Suddenly, wow! The Zebra saw a beautiful stallion and raced over to speak to him. "Hiya horsey! What do you do here?" gasped the Zebra. "Well, came the answer, "take your pajamas off and I'll show you!
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