"Your mamas butt so big when..." joke
Your mamas butt so big when she goes down the street she needs a wide load sign on her back.
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An old married couple were driving down the road one day when suddenly the woman punched her husband right in the face. He shouted, "what the hell was that for?". She replied, "That was for 50 years of the worst sex I ever had!" As they continued down the more...
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Q: What is the similarity between a rubix cube and a dick?
A: The more you play with them, the harder they get!
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Person 1: Knock, Knock
Person 2: Who's there?
Person 1: Cows go.
Person 2: Cows go who?
Person 1: No, silly! Cows go moo!
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Your mamas so fat it takes a train and two busses just to get on her good side
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jayme:this one is stupid uhhh get lives GEEKS
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Funny J:saw one the other day
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Anonym:eh
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anommas:coollllllllllll
Funny Joke? 40 vote(s). 50% are positive. 5 comment(s).