"You Might Be Ghetto" joke

You mamma is soo fat she sat on a rainbow and skittles popped out!

your mamma is so ugly she makes blind kids scared

One day a cop was walking along in the ghetto. He came upon a guy sitting on the curb and thinking. He went up to the guy.
"What are you doing," the cop asks."
I'm just thinking about starting a bar right over there, but I can't think of a name for the more...

You know you're ghetto when you carry food stamps in a money clip!