"Ghetto Shopping" joke

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You know you're ghetto when you carry food stamps in a money clip!

A dumb blonde was really tired of being made fun of, so she decided to have her hair she would look like a brunette. When she had brown hair, she decided to take a drive in the country.
After she had been driving for a while, she saw a farmer and a flock of sheep and more...

Your Mamma's so fat, when she went bungee jumping, she broke the bridge!

Q: Why do Scotsmen wear kilts?
A: Because sheep can hear the zipper.

Your momma is so fat when she fell in the grand canyon she got stuck half way down.

your mamma is so ugly she makes blind kids scared

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bob:he was easy to spot
sik yee:ha ha ha ha ah aha ha ha
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