"Q: Why do Penguins carry fish in their beaks?..." joke

Q: Why do Penguins carry fish in their beaks?

A. Because they haven?t got any pockets.

Q: Why do two Penguins in a nest always agree?

A. Because they don?t wanna fall out.

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What do JFK Jr. and a penguin have in common?
They're both cute as hell and can't fly!

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Q: Who is a Penguin?s favourite pop star?

A. Seal.

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