"Q: Who is a Penguin?s favourite pop star?..." joke
Q: Who is a Penguin?s favourite pop star?
Q: Why do two Penguins in a nest always agree?
A. Because they don?t wanna fall out.
What do JFK Jr. and a penguin have in common?
They're both cute as hell and can't fly!
Q: Why do Penguins carry fish in their beaks?
A. Because they haven?t got any pockets.