"What do Monica Lewinsky and the Green Bay Packers have in common?" joke
Q: What do Monica Lewinsky and the Green Bay Packers have in common?
A: They both BLEW the BIG one.
AP - Monica Lewinsky, in a statement released today, countered President Clinton's firm denial:
"I have had enough. This whole experience has left a bitter taste in my mouth, and I can't stomach any more. I feel as if I am getting the shaft, that this ugly matter has more...
ZipperGate Update...In a deal engineered by veteran mouthpieces Stein and Cacheris, Ms.Lewinsky has apparently headed off possible perjury charges by offering afull throated confession to Kenneth Starr. Sources close to theinvestigation report Starr is pumping Ms. Lewinsky for more...
It seems Miss Lewinsky recorded some of her conversations with Clinton.
In a transcript just released Bill asked Miss Lewinsky "Do you know the
difference between Lunch and Oral Sex?"
Miss Lewinsky replied "No, I don't".
Bill then said more...
Why are Monica Lewinsky and a change machine alike?
They both say..."insert Bill here!"
Lewinsky and Clinton have shown
What Kaczynski must have surely known:
that an intern is better
than a bomb in a letter
given the choice of how to be blown