"It seems Miss Lewinsky recorded" joke

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It seems Miss Lewinsky recorded some of her conversations with Clinton.
In a transcript just released Bill asked Miss Lewinsky "Do you know the
difference between Lunch and Oral Sex?"
Miss Lewinsky replied "No, I don't".
Bill then said "Great, let's do lunch!"

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