"What A Difference 41 Years Make..." joke
1970: Wore long hair
2011: Longing for hair
1970: Sitting around thinking of the perfect high.
2011: Sitting around thinking of the perfect high yield mutual fund.
1970: Finding a friend to split the price of a keg.
2011: Finding a friend to take me to have an EKG.
1970: Sitting through sessions of Acid Rock.
2011: Sitting through sessions of Acid Reflux.
1970: Thinking of moving to a real kool place.
2011: Thinking of moving to a real warm place.
1970: News stories of people growing pot.
2011: The reality of growing a pot belly.
1970: Watching John Glenn's historic flight with my mother and sister.
2011: Watching John Glenn's historic flight with my grown children.
1970: Trying to look like Richard Rountree or Ron O'Neal.
2011: Trying NOT to look like Richard Rountree or Ron O'Neal.
1970: Chewing on seeds and stems.
2011: Chewing on lots of roughage.
1970: Popping pills, smoking joints.
2011: Popping joints, needing those pills.
1970: Noting our president's struggle with Fidel.
2011: Noting our president's struggle with fidelity.
1970: Admiring JACK PAAR.
2011: Joining AARP
1970: Avoiding Killer weed.
2011: Avoiding Weed killer.
1970: Hoping to "get lucky" on a date.
2011: Hoping you won't catch anything from your "lucky" date.
1970: Reading about The Grateful Dead.
2011: Reading about Dr. Kevorkian.
1970: Getting out to a new, hip joint.
2011: Getting a new hip joint.
1970: Listening to the Rolling Stones.
2011: Struggling with kidney stones.
1970: Yelling, "Screw the system!"
2011: Reminding yourself to, "Upgrade the stupid system!"
1970: Throwing the Peace sign.
2011: Watching the Mercedes logo.
1970: Friends who wouldn't get their hair cut.
2011: Children begging to get their heads shaved.
1970: Talking to friends about taking acid.
2011: Talking to friends about taking antacid.
1970: Proud to be passing the driver's test.
2011: Barely passing the vision test.
1970: "Whatever" was a typical response.
2011: "That Depends" is the way to go.
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