"Vegetarian Dingos" joke

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Q: What does vegetarian dingos eat?
A: Cabbage patch kids.

You mamma is soo fat she sat on a rainbow and skittles popped out!


Ya Mama

Ya mama so fat the only thing stopping her from going to Jenny Craig is the door.

What is a dolphin's favorite TV show? Whale of fortune!

your mommas so stupid she got run over by a parked car

A blonde decided to commit suicide by hanging herself from a tree in the park.
A few days later, a man was walking his dog and spotted her hanging from the tree. He asks the blonde what she is doing and she replies, "I'm hanging myself."
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