"Two prostitutes, after Christmas holidays..." joke

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Two prostitutes, after Christmas holidays:
- What did you ask Santa Claus to give you?
- Hundred dollars, as usual.

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jokes:simple and funny :P
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Yarraǧın Kulaa:hohoho. very weak and simple :-\
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