"Two blondes walk into a bar..." joke

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Two blondes walk into a bar. You'd think at least one of them would've seen it.

A little boy goes up to his father and asks: "Dad, what's the difference between hypothetical and reality?"
The father replies: "Well son, I could give you the book definitions, but I feel it could be best to show you by example. Go upstairs and ask your more...

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ONE NIGHT 4 MBA STUDENTS WERE BOOZING TILL LATE NIGHT AND DIDN`T STUDY
FOR THE TEST WHICH WAS SCHEDULED FOR THE NEXT DAY.

IN THE MORNING THEY THOUGHT OF A PLAN. THEY MADE THEMSELVES LOOK AS DIRTY AND WEIRD AS THEY COULD WITH GREASE AND DIRT. THEY THEN WENT UP TO more...

A woman was helping her husband set up his computer,
and at the appropriate point in the process, told him
that he would now need to enter a password. Something he will use to log on.
The husband was in a rather amorous mood and figured
he would try for the shock more...

Q: What is the similarity between a rubix cube and a dick?
A: The more you play with them, the harder they get!

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Garrett:No I'm wearing softball pants because this butt is out of your league
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state_the_obvious:@Anonym you must be blonde! lmao
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kacey :okay first of all its 2 monkeys but okay
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UH duh:uhh i guess.... shiety joke
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Anonym:so they both walk into the bar.... wat did they not see... the bar?? i dont get it
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