"Two Babies" joke

A man waiting for a train was carrying two babies, one under each arm. Along came a woman and upon seeing the cute babies, she said to him, "Aren't they cute! What are their names?"
The man glared at her and replied, "I have no idea."
"Well," the woman said, "are they girls, boys, or one of each?"
Glaring at her even more fiercely, he growled, "I don't know."
"You don't know?" scolded the woman. "What kind of a father are you?"
"I'm not their father, lady," he replied, "I'm just a condom salesman. These are two complaints I'm taking back to my company."

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