"Top Ten Reasons NBC Is Airing Conan O'Brien Reruns" joke

It looks like NBC has decided to fill the "Tonight Show with ConanO'Brien" time slot for the next two weeks with...what else?...reruns ofthe Tonight Show with Conan O'Brien. Here's the Top 10 reasons NBCexecutives are making this decision:

10. They're chicken-hearted and gutless.

9. You gotta admit that lately Conan's been good for ratings.

8. Now they can cancel him.

7. Carson Daly didn't want to do his own show that early.

6. Another dumb ass NBC move so why stop now?

5. Cheap.

4. They found 10 episodes where Conan expresses his gratitude to NBC.

3. Revisiting a kindler, gentler time when Conan didn't cost them so much money.

2. Consider it an audition for the Masturbating Bear. He might get his own show on NBC.

1. The bastards always return to the scene of the crime.