"Top 10 reasons MS invested $150 million in Apple" joke

Microsoft just invested $150 million in Apple stock. Why? We think the reasons are obvious:
Bill Gates found spare change in his trousers
First and last month's rent on empty office space in Cupertino
Fee: Steve Jobs to give charisma lessons to Microsoft CEO
Two words: Rhapsody 98
Small price to pay for world domination
Bill to Larry: I own you now, too
Jobs and Woz threw in a signed Apple I as part of the deal
Best way to assure Gates a starring role in next Pixar animated feature
Easier than bribing entire Justice Department
Strategic move: Apple users now hate Jobs more than Gates