"The Office" joke
One day santa & banta were talking about the limits of foolishness of their sons. both were arguing that their sons are more foolish than the other. to prove this, banta called his son and gave him $2 and asked him to go to the market and buy the television. his son took the money and went out. then banta said to santa that see how foolish my son is. Santa said my son is more foolish than yours and he called his son and asked him to go to his office and see if i am there or not. santa's son went. when both their son's met outside. banta's son said "my father is a big fool because he gave me $2 to buy a television which is not possible. "santa's son said "my father is the greatest fool because he asked me to go to the office and check whether he is in the office or not. can't he make a phone call to his office to verify whether he is in the office or not."
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