"The Cowboy" joke
A cowboy rode into town and stopped at a saloon for a drink. Unfortunately, the town locals had a habit of picking on newcomers.
When he finished his drink, he went outside and discovered that his horse had been stolen. He went back in the bar, flipped his gun into the air, caught it above his head without even looking, and fired a shot into the ceiling.
"Who stole my horse?" he bellowed with surprising forcefulness. Everyone remained silent.
"I'm gonna have me another beer and if my horse ain't back outside by the time I'm finished, I'm gonna do what I dun back in Texas and I don't wanna have to do what I dun back in Texas!" he yelled.
When they heard that, many of the locals shifted restlessly. The cowboy had another beer, walked outside and luckily found that his horse had been returned.
He saddled up and was about to leave town when the bartender came running out of the bar and asked, "Say partner, what was it you did in Texas?"
"I walked home!" replied the cowboy.
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