"Thank The lord!" joke
There was a guy in the middle of the desert and his car broke down. He started walking and he came to a monastery, where he asked them if he could borrow a mule. The monks lent him one, and they explained that you had to say "Thank the Lord!" to make it go and "Amen!" to make it stop. So the man said, "Thank the lord, thank the lord and thank the lord!" and the mule took off! He was comming to the edge of a cliff and he forgot how to make it stop. Finally, at the very edge he remembered, "Amen!" Tee guy was so releved he shouted, "Thank the lord!"
Hit man "there was a guy looking to hire a hit man he had three peolple to interview 2 men and a women the interviwer said"take this gun and go in that room and shoot who ever is in there" so the man went in then came back out and said"that is my wife i there i cant shoot my wife" so he was out it was time for the next person to undergo the test he was given the same instructions so he went in then came back out and said"imy wife is in there i cant shoot my wife who do u think i am " so it was up to the women she entered the room thenn u here a BANG BANG then there was CRASH and screaming then she returned from the room and she said "u didnt tell me there was blanks in the gun i had to kill him with the bloody chair !!!
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