"Television project causes movement of political bowels" joke
Much gurgling has flown about capitol hill regarding a television project that has aparently presented a narrative of the leadup to 9/11/2001 that suggests that a top Clinton administration official failed to pull the trigger on capturing Osama bin Laden when we had a chance.
In response, the Democratic party let out a cloud of noxious publicity.
Never to be left speechless, Rush Limbaugh unfolded his asscheeks and commented upon the situation. Then, Anne Coulter and Bill O'Reilly chimed in with shrill, clenched notes of their own.
Democrats then called upon Senator Lieberman from Connecticut, Senator Kerry from Massachusetts and Chairman Dean of Vermont for rebuttals.
Sources say that the program recieved dismal ratings, while record numbers flocked to parks and open spaces in search of fresh air.
Not enough votes...