The Norse god Thor came down to earth in his human form to find a cute human girl for some entertainment. While hanging out at a bar, he realized that the only girl who was interested in him, although attractive, had a speech impediment. However, after a few drinks, thor decided to take her to a motel anyway, where he proceeded to give her the night of her life before slipping out the door when she fell asleep.
The next day, Thor felt bad for leaving her without even telling her who he was, so he went back to earth and knocked on her door.
"Who ith it?" she asked with a lisp.
"It's me, the guy from last night. I just wanted to tell you that I'm Thor."
"You think YOU'RE Thor?! I won't be able to thit down for a week!"
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