"Sumo Kamikaze" joke

Three men, an Scot, an English man and a sumo wrestler were going to commit suicide by jumping of the top of a building.
The Scot jumped off and shouted ”God save Scotland! ”
The English man jumped off and shouted ”God Save England! ”
The Sumo wrestler jumped off and shouted ”God save the person who I land on! ”

Not enough votes...

Be first to comment!
remember me
follow replies
Funny Joke? 1 vote(s). 0% are positive. 0 comment(s).