"Some July 4th Greetings From Around the World" joke

Happy 230th Birthday America. May the next 230 be even more prosperous and a lot browner.
- Mexican President Vicente Fox
Happy July 4th to the American people from your neighbor to the north (that's Canada, in case you've forgotten).
- Prime Minister Stephen Harper
On behalf of all our citizens I'd like to wish David Hasselhoff a speedy recovery from his recent injury. Oh, and also happy July 4th, America.
- Gerhard Schroder, Chancellor of Germany
Wish to express birthday wishes to good friend America. Have special present for you. Will be sending by airmail. LOL.
- Kim Jong Il of North Korea, via Blackberry
Happy Jew-lie 4th to the Jew-loving Americans and that Jew-loving Bush, who's probably a Jew.
- Mahmoud Ahmadinejad, President of Iran
I would like to wish the American people health and happiness on their day of independance. As a gesture of goodwill, we will be sending back Michael. Do not argue. We insist.
- Hamad bin Isa Al Khalifa, King of Bahrain