"Schitt Lineage Revealed" joke
Just who is Jack Schitt? Finally, the lineage is revealed. Many people are at a loss for a response when someone says, "You don't know Jack Schitt!" Read on and you will be better able to handle the situation intelligently.
Jack is the only son of Awe Schitt and O. Schitt. Awe Schitt, the fertilizer magnate, married O. Schitt, senior partner of Kneedeep N Schitt Inc.
Subsequently, Jack Schitt married Noe Schitt, and the deeply religious couple had six children: Holie Schitt, Fulla Schitt, Giva Schitt, Bull Schitt, and the twins, Deep Schitt and Dip Schitt.
Against her parents' wishes, Deep Schitt married a high school dropout named Dumb Schitt.
After 15 years of marriage, Jack & Noe Schitt divorced. Later, Noe Schitt married Bradley Sherlock. Out of consideration for her children, who were living with them at the time, Noe decided to hyphenate her last name, thus becoming Noe Schitt-Sherlock.
Meanwhile, Dip Schitt married Loda Schitt and the couple produced a spineless son, Chicken Schitt.
Fulla Schitt and Giva Schitt, who were inseparable throughout their childhood, subsequently married the Happens brothers in a dual ceremony. The Schitt-Happens children are Dawg, Byrd and Horse.
Bull Schitt, the prodigal son, left home to tour the world. Recently, he returned with his new bride, Pisa Schitt.
Now, any time someone happens to say, "You don't know Jack Schitt," you can correct them.
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