"Scale" joke

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your momas so fat when she steped on a scale the scale said o shit i want ur weight not ur fone number

A dumb blonde was really tired of being made fun of, so she decided to have her hair she would look like a brunette. When she had brown hair, she decided to take a drive in the country.
After she had been driving for a while, she saw a farmer and a flock of sheep and more...

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A guy comes home from work feeling bad about the day's activities. He lays down on the couch and ponders his actions. Like most of us, his conscience has two voices; that of his good moral side and that of his mischievious side.
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Lil Pump:Bro...yo hairline is so crooked that when you go to the store all the shelves broke like bruh... Lil Pump in da house!
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Jacob:its phone and D oyu don't have to be a rude ass fucking 11 year old suck a dick bitch
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Briana Mieles :That shit was funny keep comeing up with things like that . I'm rollin .
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