"Scale" joke

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your momas so fat when she steped on a scale the scale said o shit i want ur weight not ur fone number

FIRST TESTIMONY:
I walked into a hair salon with my husband and three kids in tow and
asked loudly, "How much do you charge for a shampoo and a blow job?" I
turned around and walked back out and never went back My husband didn't
say a word...
he more...

The Lone Ranger was ambushed and captured by an enemy Indian War Party.

The Indian Chief proclaims,

"So, YOU are the great Lone Ranger... In honor of the Harvest Festival, YOU will be executed in three days."

"Before I kill you, I more...

If electricity comes from electrons, does that mean that morality comes from morons?

What did Cinderella Dolphin where to the ball? Glass flippers!

all we need to do is put a flashlight to your hairline then we will get the batmat symbol

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Jacob:its phone and D oyu don't have to be a rude ass fucking 11 year old suck a dick bitch
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Briana Mieles :That shit was funny keep comeing up with things like that . I'm rollin .
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