"Scale" joke

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your momas so fat when she steped on a scale the scale said o shit i want ur weight not ur fone number

Q: What do a Christmas tree and a priest have in common?
A: Their balls are just for decoration.

You mamma is soo fat she sat on a rainbow and skittles popped out!

you need to shut up with your 1 2 3 way back hairline.

A man joins a monastery and although he takes a vow of silence, he is permitted to say two words every seven years.
After the first seven years have past, the elders bring him in and ask him for his two words.
"Cold floors," he says. The elders nod and send him more...

Your momma reminds me of a bowling ball, she gets picked up, fingered, throwen down a gutter and comes back for more.

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Jacob:its phone and D oyu don't have to be a rude ass fucking 11 year old suck a dick bitch
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D:Its phone fuck tard
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Briana Mieles :That shit was funny keep comeing up with things like that . I'm rollin .
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