"Scale" joke

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your momas so fat when she steped on a scale the scale said o shit i want ur weight not ur fone number

- Yo Mama's so fat, she couldn't fit in a satellite photo.
- Yo Mama's so fat, she's on both sides of the family.
- Yo Mama's so fat, when she fell over, she rocked herself asleep trying to get up again.
- Yo Mama's so fat, when she sat on a dollar bill, blood came more...

Before you criticize someone walk a mile in their shoes. That way if they get angry they'll be a mile away - and barefoot. A clear conscience is usually the sign of a bad memory. If you must choose between two evils, pick the one you've never tried before. My idea of housework more...

nan- why is there some retard sunbathing in the road
me- nan, he's been hit by a car...

Come on you miserable bastards were some colours
Nan stop were at a funeral

- Wave properly you stupid bitch!
- Nan please, that's the Queen

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Jacob:its phone and D oyu don't have to be a rude ass fucking 11 year old suck a dick bitch
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D:Its phone fuck tard
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Kylie:funy
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Briana Mieles :That shit was funny keep comeing up with things like that . I'm rollin .
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Mishmash:Awesomeness!
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