"Scale" joke

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your momas so fat when she steped on a scale the scale said o shit i want ur weight not ur fone number

'go back to africa, go back to india!'
'Nan shut up were at the zoo.'

You mamma is soo fat she sat on a rainbow and skittles popped out!

Q: What's the worst trick you can do to your blind brother?
A: Leave the plunger in the toilet

your momma so fat they had to greese the door frame and hold a twinkie at the otherside just to get her threw !

A Belgian met a Dutch friend, who was driving a Rolls Royce and spending money like water.
'How did you het so rich?' the Belgian asked.
'I went to Canada, to shoot bears. The fur coats are very expensive.'
'How do you go about shooting bears?'
'It's very simple. more...

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omg:lol
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Lil Pump:Bro...yo hairline is so crooked that when you go to the store all the shelves broke like bruh... Lil Pump in da house!
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Jacob:its phone and D oyu don't have to be a rude ass fucking 11 year old suck a dick bitch
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D:Its phone fuck tard
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Kylie:funy
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Briana Mieles :That shit was funny keep comeing up with things like that . I'm rollin .
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Mishmash:Awesomeness!
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