"Scale" joke

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your momas so fat when she steped on a scale the scale said o shit i want ur weight not ur fone number

Why is santa claus always so happy?
He knows where all of the bad girls live!

Q: What do a Christmas tree and a priest have in common?
A: Their balls are just for decoration.

What do you get when you cross a rooster with an owl?
A cock that stays up all night.

Q: What is the similarity between a rubix cube and a dick?
A: The more you play with them, the harder they get!

If Superman and The Flash were to race to the edge of space you know who would win? Chuck Norris.

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Jacob:its phone and D oyu don't have to be a rude ass fucking 11 year old suck a dick bitch
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D:Its phone fuck tard
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Kylie:funy
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Briana Mieles :That shit was funny keep comeing up with things like that . I'm rollin .
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Mishmash:Awesomeness!
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