"Scale" joke

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your momas so fat when she steped on a scale the scale said o shit i want ur weight not ur fone number

all we need to do is put a flashlight to your hairline then we will get the batmat symbol

One day a cucumber, pickle and a penis were having a conversation.
The Pickle says, "You know, my life really sucks. Whenever I get big fat and juicy they sprinkle seasonings on my and stick me in a jar.
The Cucumber says, "Yeah, you think that's bad? Whenever more...

A dumb blonde was really tired of being made fun of, so she decided to have her hair she would look like a brunette. When she had brown hair, she decided to take a drive in the country.
After she had been driving for a while, she saw a farmer and a flock of sheep and more...

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your mama is so fat when she farted everyoen around the world thought it was thunder

An Attorney was riding home in his limo and noticed two men sitting on the side of the road eating grass, he told his driver to stop and investigate.

His driver went to the two men and asked, sirs why are you eating grass? The first man replied, I have no money and must more...

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omg:lol
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Lil Pump:Bro...yo hairline is so crooked that when you go to the store all the shelves broke like bruh... Lil Pump in da house!
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Jacob:its phone and D oyu don't have to be a rude ass fucking 11 year old suck a dick bitch
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D:Its phone fuck tard
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Kylie:funy
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Briana Mieles :That shit was funny keep comeing up with things like that . I'm rollin .
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Mishmash:Awesomeness!
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