"Scale" joke

Hot 11 months ago

your momas so fat when she steped on a scale the scale said o shit i want ur weight not ur fone number

What did the baby dolphin do when he didnt get his way? He whale-d

Does a dolphin ever do something by accident? No, they do everything on porpoise!

How does a group of dolphin's make a decision? Flipper coin!

What is a dolphin's favorite TV show? Whale of fortune!

What did Cinderella Dolphin where to the ball? Glass flippers!

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Jacob:its phone and D oyu don't have to be a rude ass fucking 11 year old suck a dick bitch
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D:Its phone fuck tard
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Briana Mieles :That shit was funny keep comeing up with things like that . I'm rollin .
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Mishmash:Awesomeness!
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