"Scale" joke

Hot 1 year ago

your momas so fat when she steped on a scale the scale said o shit i want ur weight not ur fone number

Person 1: Knock, Knock
Person 2: Who's there?
Person 1: Cows go.
Person 2: Cows go who?
Person 1: No, silly! Cows go moo!

all we need to do is put a flashlight to your hairline then we will get the batmat symbol

Your momma so stupid she waited for a stop sign to turn green

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Yo moma

your momas so fat when she stepped on the scale it said new high score.

You mamma is soo fat she sat on a rainbow and skittles popped out!

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Jacob:its phone and D oyu don't have to be a rude ass fucking 11 year old suck a dick bitch
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Briana Mieles :That shit was funny keep comeing up with things like that . I'm rollin .
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Funny Joke? 102 vote(s). 80% are positive. 5 comment(s).