your momas so fat when she steped on a scale the scale said o shit i want ur weight not ur fone number
What did the baby dolphin do when he didnt get his way? He whale-d
Does a dolphin ever do something by accident? No, they do everything on porpoise!
How does a group of dolphin's make a decision? Flipper coin!
What is a dolphin's favorite TV show? Whale of fortune!
What did Cinderella Dolphin where to the ball? Glass flippers!