"Scale" joke

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your momas so fat when she steped on a scale the scale said o shit i want ur weight not ur fone number

Chuck Norris died years ago than reapears just to afraid to tell him

Dragonball Z is the story of Chuck Norris as a sperm.

The only person ever to outsmart Chuck Norris was Steven Hawkings, and he got what was coming.

A blonde and brunette were watching the 6 o'clock news. The news was about a man about ready to jump off a bridge.
The brunette turns to the blonde and says, " I bet you $50 the man is going to jump.
"The blonde replies, "Okay you're on." Sure enough, more...

Person 1: Knock, Knock
Person 2: Who's there?
Person 1: Cows go.
Person 2: Cows go who?
Person 1: No, silly! Cows go moo!

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Jacob:its phone and D oyu don't have to be a rude ass fucking 11 year old suck a dick bitch
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