"Rejected Childrens Book Titles" joke

MORE REJECTED CHILDRENS BOOK TITLES: 1. Juggling Knives is Easy2. Where to Find the toys in the Oven3. Where Mommy & Daddy Hide Neat Things4. Kick, Scream, and Cry to Get What You Want5. "Whatcha' Doin'" the Wonderful Phrase6. 101 Games to Play in the Road7. The Indoor Pool is a Big Potty and the Divingboard is the Flusher8. Homemade Fireworks using a Bathtub, a Blowdryer, and a Fork9. POP, goes the Hamster and other fun Microwave Games10. Arthur Gets Hunted11. Clifford and the Big and Yellow Semi12. Monsters Killed Grandpa13. The hit sequel to "Elvis is your real dad" Mrs. Clause is your real Mom14. Chicken Poop for the Kid Soul15. All Guns Squirt Water16. When The Garbage Truck Came to Sesame Street17. How Fun it is to Tie a Squirrel to a Kite18. You Can Get Sucked Down the Drain19. How to Make Sushi with Ordinary Goldfish20. 101 recipies to make with Dog21. If its Storming out the Best Place to keep shelter is under a tree22. The New Boy is Bad23. Your Nightmares are real24. The Time When Elmer REALLY got Bugs25. Scooby Doo Gets Rabbis26. The Lion, the Steak, and the Blender27. The Little Kitten that was too Curious..... 28. The Boy who was so Stupid that his Dad put him up for Adoption29. Mickey Mouse and the Mouse Trap30. Chuck E. Cheese and Cheddar get a Flamethrower31. Grampa Gets A Casket32. Dad's New Wife Robert33. The Magical World Inside The Abandoned Refridgerator

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