"Real Thing, The" joke
A guy went to Vegas for the first time in his life. He was very curious about the sex services offered there. Thru a bell boy, he found the best in town. When the lady came, he asked: How much is your service? The lady said: $100 for a hand job. What? Why so expensive? the guy asked in amazement. The lady pulled the guy to the window and asked him: Do you see that shiny red Porsche down there? That's what I earned by my hand! The guy was convinced and decided to try her service. It was great! So he asked, what else can you do? The lady said: For $200 I'll give you a blowjob.
What? That's way too expensive for a blow job! he replied. The lady brought him to the window again, and said: Do you see the restaurant down there? That's what I've earned with my mouth! So the guy decided to go for it and gave her $200. It was unbelievable! So he decided he wanted to try the real thing. So he asked: How much for real intercourse? The lady pulled him over to the window again, and said: Do you see that skyscraper there? It would have been mine a long time ago if I had a pussy!
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