"Phone Conversation" joke
"Hi, Darling, it's me. Are you at the club?"
"Great! I am the shopping mall a couple of blocks from where you are. I just saw the most gorgeous mink coat. It's absolutely stunning! May I buy it?"
"What price are they asking?"
"All right, if you like it that much, go ahead and get it."
"Ahhhh, and I also stopped at the Mercedes dealership and saw the new models. They have one I really like. I spoke with the salesman and he gave me a really good price... and since we do need to exchange the one we bought last year... "
"How much did he quote you?"
"Ok, but for that price I expect all the options to be included."
"Super! Ummm, before we hang up, there is one more thing... "
"I know it might look like a lot, but I was reconciling your bank account and... well, I stopped by the real estate agent earlier and saw the house we had looked at a few months ago. It's on sale!!! Remember the one with the pool, acre of park area, English Garden, beachfront property... "
"How much are they asking for it?"
"Only $500,000... an incredible price... and I see that there is that much in the bank to cover... "
"Ok, then go ahead and buy it, but just put in a bid for $475,000. OK?"
"All right, Darling. Thanks! See you later! I love you!!"
"Bye... I do too."
The man then hangs up, closes the phone's flap, waves the phone in the air and asks all those present, "Does anyone have any idea who this phone belongs to?"
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