"Newlywed Rules" joke

A fairly typical, great looking, athletic, macho young man, married a fairly typical great-looking young lady.

Asserting his manly dominance, right after the honeymoon, the groom laid down the following rules:' I'll be home when I want, if I want, and at what time I want - and I don't expect any hassle from you.

'I expect a great dinner to be on the table unless I tell you otherwise.

'I'll go hunting, fishing, boozin, and card-playing when I want, with my old buddies, and don't you give me a hard time about it.

'Those are my rules. Any comments?'

His new bride said:' No, that's fine with me.

'Just understand: there will be sex here at seven o'clock every night... whether you're here or not.'