An older woman is in the grocery store checkout when she takes notice of the bag-boy and begins to get turned on.
She pays for the groceries and as she’s walking out behind the bag-boy she makes her plan to seduce him.
Outside the door she leans over and whispers in his ear…”I have an itchy pussy”.
The bag boy responds...”well you’ll have to point it out, all these Japanese cars look the same”.
Q: What is the similarity between a rubix cube and a dick?
A: The more you play with them, the harder they get!
What is the definition of eternity?
Four blondes in four cars at a four way intersection.
Why is santa claus always so happy?
He knows where all of the bad girls live!
King Arthur knew that Guinevere was cheating on him, but he didn't know who with. Intending to find out, he had her fit with a special chastity belt, lined on either side by razor blades.
Several days later, Arthur had all his knights line up and drop trousers so he could more...