"Mafia and Government" joke

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What's the difference between the Mafia and the Government? Only one of them is organized.

Q: What's the difference between a pregnant woman and a lightbulb?
A: You can un-screw a lightbulb!

A local business was looking for office help and put up a sign saying: "HELP WANTED. Must be able to type, must be good with a computer and must be bilingual. We are an Equal Opportunity Employer."
A short time afterwards, a golden retriever dog trotted up to the more...

The other night during dinner my brother told a joke and I laughed so
hard that milk shot out my nose. The creepy part is that I wasn't
drinking milk.
- Dave George

Q: How many Mafia hitmen does it take to change a lightbulb?
A: Three. One to screw it in, one to watch, and one to shoot the witness.

Have you ever heard of the Gay Mafia? No?
If you don't pay up, they come round your house, and criticize your curtains!

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