"Lucky At Bingo" joke
A wife was out for the evening playing bingo and came home sporting a new fur coat. "Honey," she said to her husband, "look what I won at bingo!"
The next week, she came home from bingo wearing a huge diamond ring. "Hey, honey," she said, "look what I won at bingo!"
The following week, when she came home from bingo, she was driving a brand new BMW. "Look!" she exclaimed. "Look what I won at bingo!"
As she preparing to get ready for bingo the next week, her husband asked, "Darling, would you like me to draw a bath for you?"
"Oh, yes please," she replied.
When she went to get in the tub, she noticed that there was less than an inch of water in it. "Honey, how am I supposed to take a bath with such a small amount of water?" she asked.
"Well, I wouldn't want you to get your bingo card wet!" replied the husband.
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