My mind works like lightning. One brilliant flash and it is gone.
When I returned home from college for a break, I noticed a paper posted on the refrigerator. It listed some goals my dad had set for
himself: Help wife more; lose weight; be more productive at work.I promptly added: "Send Michelle money every month."A few days more...
If electricity comes from electrons, does that mean that morality comes from morons?
Q: Why do Scotsmen wear kilts?
A: Because sheep can hear the zipper.
A woman went to her doctor for a follow-up visit after the doctor had prescribed testosterone (a male hormone) for her. She was a little worried about some of the side effects she was experiencing."Doctor, the hormones you've been giving me have really helped, but I'm more...