"Lightning" joke

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My mind works like lightning. One brilliant flash and it is gone.

Your mama is so fat she goes to the beach and the whales sing, we are family even though your bigger than me.

Your momma is so fat when you tell her she has something on her chin she asks which one

What is the difference between a terrorist and a PMS woman?
You can negotiate with the terrorist.

When NASA first started sending up astronauts, they quickly discovered that ballpoint pens would not work in zero gravity. To combat the problem, NASA scientists spent a decade and $12 billion to develop a pen that writes in zero gravity, upside down, underwater, on almost any more...

A Jamaican tourist was having coffee and croissants with butter and jam in a cafe when an Australian, chewing gum, sat next to him.
The Jamaican politely ignored the Australian, who, never the less started up a conversation. The Australian snapped his gum and said, "You more...

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