My mind works like lightning. One brilliant flash and it is gone.
Your mama is so fat she goes to the beach and the whales sing, we are family even though your bigger than me.
Your momma is so fat when you tell her she has something on her chin she asks which one
What is the difference between a terrorist and a PMS woman?
You can negotiate with the terrorist.
When NASA first started sending up astronauts, they quickly discovered that ballpoint pens would not work in zero gravity. To combat the problem, NASA scientists spent a decade and $12 billion to develop a pen that writes in zero gravity, upside down, underwater, on almost any more...