"Lightning" joke

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My mind works like lightning. One brilliant flash and it is gone.

A professor is someone who talks in someone else's sleep.

An attractive young lady was at the dentist for a tooth extraction.
He gave her the usual "This won't hurt a bit" line before bending over her with the proper tool in his hand.
Suddenly, he drew back in complete alarm. "Excuse me, miss," he said in a more...

Mick and Moe were arrested for smoking dope; they appeared in court on Friday. After hearing the charges against them, the judge said, "You seem like nice young men.... and this is your first offense. I'm going to give you both a second chance. Rather than wasted time in more...

In 1993, the American Government funded a study to see why the head of a man's penis was larger than the shaft.
After one year and $180,000, they concluded that the reason the head was larger than the shaft was to give the man more pleasure during sex.
After the US more...

You're so ugly your mom has to tie a roast beef sandwich around your neck to get the dog to play with you.

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ryan:yo mammas so ugly, that when I pictured her in the back of my head, she broke my neck
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