"Lightning" joke

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My mind works like lightning. One brilliant flash and it is gone.

Confucius Says: It take many nails to build crib but one screw to fill it.

A truck driver stopped for a meal at and was just served when a huge caravan of Hells Angels roared in. As the gang entered the restraunt, everyone but the truck driver quickly paid thier bills and left. The truck driver quietly sat there eating his steak.
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by ryt

your hairline so far back i thought u went bald in 3rd grade

You mamma is soo fat she sat on a rainbow and skittles popped out!

A dumb blonde was really tired of being made fun of, so she decided to have her hair she would look like a brunette. When she had brown hair, she decided to take a drive in the country.
After she had been driving for a while, she saw a farmer and a flock of sheep and more...

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