"Lightning" joke

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My mind works like lightning. One brilliant flash and it is gone.

A little boy goes up to his father and asks: "Dad, what's the difference between hypothetical and reality?"
The father replies: "Well son, I could give you the book definitions, but I feel it could be best to show you by example. Go upstairs and ask your more...

You mamma is soo fat she sat on a rainbow and skittles popped out!

Why is santa claus always so happy?
He knows where all of the bad girls live!

You're so ugly your mom has to tie a roast beef sandwich around your neck to get the dog to play with you.

There once lived three boys. They had really weird names. The first was named Nobody, the second was named Shut Up, and the third was named Manners.
One day, the boy named Nobody fell into the river. Shut Up and Manners went to the police station.
On the way to the more...

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ryan:yo mammas so ugly, that when I pictured her in the back of my head, she broke my neck
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