My mind works like lightning. One brilliant flash and it is gone.
One day, little Timmy was at school and heard the word "shit". He went home and asked his dad for the definition and he promptly told him "coats and jackets".
Timmy went to school the next day and heard the word "fucking", and for a second time, more...
A blonde, brunette and a redhead were chosen to be apart of a science experiment.
The scientist said "Think of any place you would like to go and you will instantly be there"
The brunette said "I want to go to Australia"
Instantly she was poofed more...
No matter how good she looks,
some other guy is sick and tired
of putting up with her shit.
You mamma is soo fat she sat on a rainbow and skittles popped out!