"Lightning" joke

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My mind works like lightning. One brilliant flash and it is gone.

I think, therefore I'm single.

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hairline

by ryt

your hairline so far back i thought u went bald in 3rd grade

What disasters would happen if a waiter dropped a plate of turkey?
The downfall of Greece, the overthrow of Turkey and the break up of China

You mamma is soo fat she sat on a rainbow and skittles popped out!

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Ya Mama

Ya mama so fat the only thing stopping her from going to Jenny Craig is the door.

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