"Lightning" joke

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My mind works like lightning. One brilliant flash and it is gone.

You're so ugly your mom has to tie a roast beef sandwich around your neck to get the dog to play with you.

Person 1: Knock, Knock
Person 2: Who's there?
Person 1: Cows go.
Person 2: Cows go who?
Person 1: No, silly! Cows go moo!

Three ministers - a Presbyterian, a Methodist, and a Baptist - and their wives were on a cruise. A tidal wave came up and swamped the ship; they all drowned, and before long, they were standing before St. Peter.

First came the Presbyterian and his wife. St. Peter more...

Mick and Moe were arrested for smoking dope; they appeared in court on Friday. After hearing the charges against them, the judge said, "You seem like nice young men.... and this is your first offense. I'm going to give you both a second chance. Rather than wasted time in more...

You mamma is soo fat she sat on a rainbow and skittles popped out!

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ryan:yo mammas so ugly, that when I pictured her in the back of my head, she broke my neck
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