My mind works like lightning. One brilliant flash and it is gone.
What do you get when you cross a rooster with an owl?
A cock that stays up all night.
Q: What's the worst trick you can do to your blind brother?
A: Leave the plunger in the toilet
Your momma is so fat when you tell her she has something on her chin she asks which one
You mamma is soo fat she sat on a rainbow and skittles popped out!