"Lightning" joke

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My mind works like lightning. One brilliant flash and it is gone.

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by ryt

your hairline so far back i thought u went bald in 3rd grade

A guy walks into a pub and sees a sign hanging over the bar which reads:
Cheese Sandwich: $1.50
Chicken Sandwich: $2.50
Hand Job: $10.00
Checking his wallet for the necessary payment, he walks up to the bar and beckons to one of the three exceptionally attractive more...

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ryan:yo mammas so ugly, that when I pictured her in the back of my head, she broke my neck
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