"Lightning" joke

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My mind works like lightning. One brilliant flash and it is gone.

a blonde walks into a store and see a TV and thinks i need that TV.so she walks to a salesman and says...
blonde:can i have that TV
sales man: no because your a blonde
so the blonde goes out of the store frustrated and then decides to get a red wig.
she puts it more...

Kurt and Megan (a blonde) were bored in math class and one day when they decided to play "The Calculator Game". I'm sure many people reading this remember it - it's the one where you enter "1 + 1 =" into your calculator and continue pressing the "=" more...

A blonde walks into a circuit store. She goes to the back and asks the clerk "Can I have this T.V.?" He said "No." "Why not?" asked the blonde. "Because your a dumb blonde."
She comes back the next day with a new hair color. She again more...

There's a man with three daughters.
The first daughter(a Brunette) comes up and says "Daddy why'd you name me Daisy" the dad says" 'cause when you were born a daisy fell on your head."
The second daughter (a red-head) comes up and says "Daddy more...

A girl with a red wig on goes to the doctor and the doctor asks "What seems to be the problem?" The girl says: "My body is on fire." She touched her arm and screamed. She touched her cheek and screamed even louder. The doctor says: "You are a blonde more...

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ryan:yo mammas so ugly, that when I pictured her in the back of my head, she broke my neck
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