"Lightning" joke

My mind works like lightning. One brilliant flash and it is gone.

An Attorney was riding home in his limo and noticed two men sitting on the side of the road eating grass, he told his driver to stop and investigate.

His driver went to the two men and asked, sirs why are you eating grass? The first man replied, I have no money and must more...

Person 1: Knock, Knock
Person 2: Who's there?
Person 1: Cows go.
Person 2: Cows go who?
Person 1: No, silly! Cows go moo!

Q: What is the similarity between a rubix cube and a dick?
A: The more you play with them, the harder they get!



by ryt

your hairline so far back i thought u went bald in 3rd grade

Q: What's green, has 3 eyes, sharp teeth, and blood on its face?
A: I don't know, but it's on your shoulder!

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