My mind works like lightning. One brilliant flash and it is gone.
If corn oil comes from corn, where does baby oil come from?
Mondays aren't so bad...it's my job that sucks.
A weekend wasted isn't a wasted weekend.
A lawyer and a blonde are sitting next to each other on a long flight from LA to NY. The lawyer leans over to her and asks if she would like to play a fun game. The blonde just wants to take a nap, so she politely declines and rolls over to the window to catch a few more...