"Lightning" joke

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My mind works like lightning. One brilliant flash and it is gone.

Q: What is the similarity between a rubix cube and a dick?
A: The more you play with them, the harder they get!

A little koala bear wanders into a whorehouse. He climbs the stairs and finds a door open. He goes in to the room to find a naked prostitute asleep on the bed. He quickly climbs into the bed and begins performing oral sex on the prostitute.
She wakes up and decides that more...

On the other hand, you have different fingers.

This isn't an office. It's Hell with fluorescent lighting.

Q: Why don't blind people like to sky dive?
A: Because it scares the hell out of the dog.

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ryan:yo mammas so ugly, that when I pictured her in the back of my head, she broke my neck
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