"Lightning" joke

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My mind works like lightning. One brilliant flash and it is gone.



by ryt

your hairline so far back i thought u went bald in 3rd grade

Your momma is so fat when she fell in the grand canyon she got stuck half way down.



A married couple, both 60 years old, were celebrating their 35th anniversary. During their party, a fairy appeared to congratulate them and grant them each one wish. The wife wanted to travel around the world. The fairy waved her wand and POOF-the wife had tickets in her hand more...

A cop pulled a guy over for speeding at which time the following conversation was exchanged:
Cop: May I see your driver's license?

Driver: Sorry, I don't have one. It was suspended when I got my 5th DUI.

Cop: May I see the owner's card for the more...

I was in the restaurant yesterday when I suddenly realized I desperately
needed to pass gas. The music was really, really loud, so I timed my
gas with the beat of the music.

After a couple of songs, I started to feel better. I finished my coffee,
and more...

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ryan:yo mammas so ugly, that when I pictured her in the back of my head, she broke my neck
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