"Lightning" joke

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My mind works like lightning. One brilliant flash and it is gone.

What do you get when you cross a rooster with an owl?
A cock that stays up all night.

Q: What's the worst trick you can do to your blind brother?
A: Leave the plunger in the toilet

Your momma is so fat when you tell her she has something on her chin she asks which one

You mamma is soo fat she sat on a rainbow and skittles popped out!

The Lone Ranger was ambushed and captured by an enemy Indian War Party.

The Indian Chief proclaims,

"So, YOU are the great Lone Ranger... In honor of the Harvest Festival, YOU will be executed in three days."

"Before I kill you, I more...

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