"Lightning" joke

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My mind works like lightning. One brilliant flash and it is gone.

When I returned home from college for a break, I noticed a paper posted on the refrigerator. It listed some goals my dad had set for
himself: Help wife more; lose weight; be more productive at work.I promptly added: "Send Michelle money every month."A few days more...

If electricity comes from electrons, does that mean that morality comes from morons?

Q: Why do Scotsmen wear kilts?
A: Because sheep can hear the zipper.

A woman went to her doctor for a follow-up visit after the doctor had prescribed testosterone (a male hormone) for her. She was a little worried about some of the side effects she was experiencing."Doctor, the hormones you've been giving me have really helped, but I'm more...

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your hairline so far back i thought u went bald in 3rd grade

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ryan:yo mammas so ugly, that when I pictured her in the back of my head, she broke my neck
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