"Lightning" joke

My mind works like lightning. One brilliant flash and it is gone.

I went to a seafood disco last week and pulled a mussel.

Baby do you have a mirror in your jeans cause I can definitely see my self in them.

Wise men talk because they have something to say, Fools talk because they have to say something.

Did you hear about the midget that overdosed on Viagra?
He's a little stiff now.

According to a recent survey, men say the first thing they notice about a woman is their eyes, and women say the first thing they notice about men s they're a bunch of liars.

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