"Lightning" joke

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My mind works like lightning. One brilliant flash and it is gone.

Chuck Norris ordered a Big Mac at Burger King, and got one.

Chuck Norris can do a wheelie on a unicycle.

A very attractive lady goes up to a bar in a quiet rural pub. She gestures alluringly to the bartender who comes over immediately. When he arrives, she seductively signals that he should bring his face closer to hers. When he does, she begins to gently caress his full more...

Justin Williams told this joke on his Cajun Cooking show:
Two Cajuns, Rober' and Maurice, decided that hunting possums had gotten too dull, so they planned a trip to Canada to shoot moose. They flew in commercial planes all the way to Saskatoon, and from there, they hired a more...

Q: What is the similarity between a rubix cube and a dick?
A: The more you play with them, the harder they get!

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