"Lightning" joke

My mind works like lightning. One brilliant flash and it is gone.

Two guys walk into a bar and sit down at a table.
The barkeep comes over to them and asks, "What can I serve you gentlemen?"
One of them says to the barkeep, "I'll bet you a pitcher of you finest beer that I can lick my eye."
The barkeep says, more...

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your hairline so far back i thought u went bald in 3rd grade

Don't knock on Death's door.
Instead, ring the bell and run. Death hates that...

You mamma is soo fat she sat on a rainbow and skittles popped out!

Two guys were in a bar, and they were both watching the television when the news came on. It showed a guy on a bridge who was about to jump, obviously suicidal. "I'll bet you $10 he'll jump," said the first guy. "Bet you $10 he won't," said the second guy. more...

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