"Life before the computer" joke

There was life before the computerAn application was for employment
A program was a TV show
A cursor used profanity
A keyboard was a piano!

Memory was something that you lost with age
A CD was a bank account!
And if you had a broken disk,
It would hurt when you found out!

Compress was something you did to garbage
Not something you did to a file
And if you unzipped anything in public
You`d be in jail for awhile!

Log on was adding wood to a fire
Hard drive was a long trip on the road
A mouse pad was where a mouse lived
And a backup happened to your commode!

Cut--you did with a pocket knife
Paste you did with glue
A web was a spider`s home
And a virus was the flu!

I guess I`ll stick to my pad and paper
And the memory in my head
I hear nobody`s been killed in a computer crash
But when it happens they wish they were dead!