"Lettuce And Tomato" joke

There was an older brother and a younger brother sleeping in the same room. The older brother was on the top bunk and the younger brother was on the bottom bunk.
so one night the older brother brings his girl-friend over and they start doin it. So the guy says "Every time you want me to go harder yell lettuce and tomato" so all night she was saying lettuce and tomato lettuce and tomato. finally the younger brother wakes up and says "Quit makin sandwiches up there your getting mayonaise all over my face"!

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