"I''ve got a bee in my fanny" joke
A woman goes to the doctor with a problem.
Woman: "Doctor, doctor, I've got a bee in my fanny and it buzzes around and really pisses me off."
Doc: "OK, try this cream out and come back in a week."
1 week later:
Woman: "Doctor, doctor, the cream didn't work. The bee is still in there, and is now REALLY pissing me off."
Doc: "OK, then you need the special biological honey. Tell your husband to smear a few drops of this stuff onto his penis before you have sex. That's sure to coax the bee out - it's specially scientifically prepared for exactly this sort of problem".
1 week later:
Woman: "Doctor, that didn't work either. It's still in there."
Doc: "OK, there's nothing for it, I'm going to have to get it out myself"...
Doc smears honey on penis. The doc tries one insertion and removes penis.
Doc: "How's that - he still in there."
Woman: "Yup - didn't work yet."
One further insertion later:
Doc: "How's that?"
Woman: "Still in there".
Insert, remove, insert remove (getting more frantic) insert remove (up to real speed now).
Woman: "Hey - what are you up to ??".
Doctor: "I've changed tactics now - i'm going to shoot it!".
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