"In case of emergency" joke

A very attractive lady goes up to a bar in a quiet rural pub. She gestures alluringly to the bartender who comes over immediately. When he arrives, she seductively signals that he should bring his face closer to hers. When he does, she begins to gently caress his full more...

A professor is someone who talks in someone else's sleep.

A stone was placed at a ford in a river with the inscription:
"When this stone is covered it is dangerous to ford here."

Q. Why does the wind blow from the north in Indiana?
A. Kentucky sucks.

Person 1: Knock, Knock
Person 2: Who's there?
Person 1: Cows go.
Person 2: Cows go who?
Person 1: No, silly! Cows go moo!