"I'll Have a Muttini, Shaken not Stirred." joke

The latest trend in pet pampering, doggie cocktail hour. Around the country, ‘yappie hours’ have been showing up at pet oriented night clubs like, the Sky Bark, in L.A. and Boston. At one such gathering, pooches dined on catered appetizers, drank canine cocktails, chicken broth and beet juice, and listened to house music while their owners mingled. Sadly, the evening was soured when Salomon Waltrip’s prize winning, pedigree, pooch, Daphne, a standard poodle, was slipped a ‘roofie’ in her kibble and gang-banged by a pack of wild dogs.

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