"If Superman and The Flash were to race to the edge..." joke

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If Superman and The Flash were to race to the edge of space you know who would win? Chuck Norris.

A very attractive lady goes up to a bar in a quiet rural pub. She gestures alluringly to the bartender who comes over immediately. When he arrives, she seductively signals that he should bring his face closer to hers. When he does, she begins to gently caress his full more...

After watching sales falling off for three straight months at Kentucky Fried Chicken, the Colonel calls up the Pope and asks for a favor.
The Pope says, ''What can I do?''
The Colonel says, ''I need you to change the daily prayer from, 'Give us this day our daily bread' more...

Once Chuck Norris had a boner.
Their were no survivors

There is no chin behind Chuck Norris' beard. There is only another fist.

Q: What is the similarity between a rubix cube and a dick?
A: The more you play with them, the harder they get!

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