"Identical Twins" joke

Bill married one of a pair of identical twins. A few months later, he was in court filing for a divorce.
"Would you tell the court your reason for wanting a divorce," the judge said.
"Well, Your Honor," Bill began, "periodically my sister-in-law would come over for a visit and because she and my wife are identical, occasionally I'd end up making love to her by mistake."
"I understand they're identical twins, but surely there must be some difference between the two women," said the judge.
"Precisely, Your Honor," replied Bill. "That's why I want a divorce."

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